What day is it? Wednesday? Can a person please inform me? I don’t have a paper schedule, so there’s no other way to recognize. And I can’t rely on Dieter.
What’s that? There are Twitter accounts as well as robots that can inform me the days of the week? Perfect, I never ever quit scrolling.
INT. SMALL APARTMENT — MID-DAY
A male stands at his workdesk before the cool light of a computer system display. We LISTEN TO nervous KEYING as the male MASHES the secrets on his key-board. His eyes DART to and fro as he looks for prizes concealed in the midsts of the web.
Hours pass, and afterwards…
Huzzah! I located accounts that will certainly inform me the days of the week! Well, mainly. Here they are:
Follow @justacaseofthe2, which uploads this line from WandaVision every Monday early morning.
When I initially published this tale, I couldn’t locate an account that’s committed to uploading when it is Tuesday. But actually one min after I struck release, a viewers sent me a Tuesday-concentrated account, @No_Problemm_, which uploads the Tuesday Again? No Problem………. meme.
And in the remarks of the above tweet, I found one more Tuesday-concentrated account, @TodaysTuesday. Every Tuesday, the account messages a clip from the Garfield flick A Tale of Two Kitties, which celebrities Bill Murray as everybody’s preferred Monday-despising pet cat.
Follow @MyDudes_, which uploads the “It is Wednesday, my dudes” meme frog every Wednesday early morning. (This week, the account made an unique St. Patrick’s Day-themed message.)
Follow @thursaconcept, which uploads this line from Netflix’s Russian Doll every Thursday early morning. What an idea.
Follow @FridaySailer, which praises you for making it to Friday with an image of Mr. Krabs as well as a tune that I’m 99 percent particular is utilized in SpongeBob.
The weekend break
Follow @CraigWeekend, which uploads a clip of Daniel Craig claiming “ladies and gentlemen, The Weeknd” with a disaffected shrug of his shoulders every Friday night. Yes, I recognize Craig doesn’t clearly state the words Saturday as well as Sunday, yet he informs me when the weekend break begins, which is actually all the info I require.
Every day of the week
If you don’t wish to adhere to every one of those accounts, adhere to @TodaysDayToday, made by The Verge’s very own Chaim Gartenberg, which informs you the day of the week every early morning.
Today is Friday.
— What day is it today? (@TodaysDayToday) March 19, 2021
Update March 19th, 7: 44PM ET: Added a Tuesday-concentrated account.